A lot of deliberation has gone into outlining the specifics of what life would be like with mop hands or broom arse. Hopefully the below will answer all of your questions, however if you feel anything is unclear please comment and we will consult the council of elders for a conclusive response.
Mop Hands
- Once decision is made you have mops in place of your hands permanently with no respite.
- The mops cannot be cut, removed or in any way covered.
- You do not have any control over the mops.
- Mops are extremely resilient and highly absorbent.
- Mops are soft to the touch.
- You have no feeling in your mops.
- Mops cannot be modified in any way.
Broom Arse
- Your full-time (8 hour a day) job is to sweep the streets with a broom inserted in your anus.
- Once you finish your shift the broom can be removed if you so wish.
- You earn the salary of a street sweeper and are entitled to all the benefits attached to the position ie. holidays, pension, etc.
- The broom has a wooden handle which can be treated as you wish to avoid splinters. It cannot however be covered for example with a condom.
- Retirement age is 65.
- No long term effects will accompany having a piece of wood up your anal cavity for a prolonged period, your only concern is immediate discomfort.
- You may hold a second or even third job, however your 8 hour a day shift always takes priority.
- While working you cannot hide your identity, however, you do not necessarily have to work where you live.
